Story Time! with Liam

by Liam

Well, things are certainly getting more entertaining. The gang finally found someplace to set up a base of operations- Frandor’s Keep, it’s called. Pretty nice place, but they seem to dislike thieves (or at least, bad ones). We got rooms at an inn; DumbO, Ninny and I bunked up. Turns out that Ninny snores like a dragon with allergies- I always feel a little sorry for the Tiny-Nose People.

 Anyhoo, we decided to go out looking for something more interesting to do than getting sprayed with spittle by the shopkeeper. Didn’t take long for us to find a gang of xi niu kobolds, whom we promptly killed. The ‘biggers’ hacked them up while Ninny and I shot them from a discreet distance (I knew she was the smart one). I sort of shot Rollie in the ass, which was bloody hysterical, but I don’t think he saw the humour in it. Grouch. At least I got my arrow back.

 I got some armour out of it- pretty stinky, but I think maybe I can get it cleaned up. We also scored some cash, a few rusty swords, and some ears. The local soldiers are willing to pay for kobold ears- gawds forbid I should EVER get that hungry. But there’s no accounting for human tastes.

 Boris likes it here. He wandered away at one point, but I think he was just chasing a cat. He must have caught it, since he didn’t eat his dinner that night.

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