Oye, feels like we been standing in the keep gate most of a week now, customs’re takin forever and whatall
by Fletch
As I was out by Gandor Lake
I’s keeping my own mind
There was a lass with goblin
Held fast on golden line.
Now when I saw that mayden
My goblin notest hers
It started up and strainin
I covered it’s head an cursed.
–Oh, thee–
Onny good Goblin’s a quiet one
So when it gets unruly
Heave ‘er back an giver a slap
To quiet yer goblin duly!
The mayden tried to small-talk
Ignorin the ugly truth
My goblin fussin loudly
Tryin’ to work unloose.
Fine-ally, she rolled her eyes
And sayd “He may be large
But the only way to calm the beast
Is show him who’s in charge!”
–She said thee–
Onny good Goblin’s a quiet one
So when it gets unruly
Heave ‘er back an giver a slap
To quiet yer goblin duly!
She showed her goblin proudly
Mine troublt her for sure
The mayden blusht at the thrust
My goblin made for hers.
She sayd “I’ll teach you trainin
And goblin husbantry
And if you are a quick-learn
You can slap along with me.
–Because thee–
Onny good Goblin’s a quiet one
So when it gets unruly
Heave ‘er back an giver a slap
To quiet yer goblin duly!
I followed her and learnt the way
To be strict and most fair
She showed me what her goblin did,
And I took it all from there.
She made me do and do again
I worked ’til all was right
We’s driven to exhaustion
Slappin goblins all the night!
–I learnt thee–
Onny good Goblin’s a quiet one
So when it gets unruly
Heave ‘er back an giver a slap
To quiet yer goblin duly!
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