{"id":2533,"date":"2012-03-27T07:36:58","date_gmt":"2012-03-27T14:36:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thomryng.com\/amateurmonk\/?p=2533"},"modified":"2017-03-10T11:17:54","modified_gmt":"2017-03-10T19:17:54","slug":"a-joke-for-a-tuesday-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thomryng.com\/amateurmonk\/a-joke-for-a-tuesday-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"A Joke for a Tuesday Morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div id=\"attachment_2534\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.thomryng.com\/amateurmonk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/DolanLaughs.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2534\" data-attachment-id=\"2534\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.thomryng.com\/amateurmonk\/a-joke-for-a-tuesday-morning\/new-cardinal-dolan-of-the-u-s-laughs-as-he-arrives-to-attend-a-mass-celebrated-by-pope-benedict-xvi-in-paul-vi-hall-at-the-vatican\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.thomryng.com\/amateurmonk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/DolanLaughs.jpg?fit=439%2C294&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"439,294\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Reuters&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;New Cardinal Timothy Dolan (C) of the U.S. laughs as he arrives to attend a mass celebrated by Pope Benedict XVI in Paul VI hall at the Vatican February 20, 2012. REUTERS\/Alessandro Bianchi (VATICAN - Tags: RELIGION)&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1329739653&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;New Cardinal Dolan of the U.S. laughs as he arrives to attend a mass celebrated by Pope Benedict XVI in Paul VI hall at the Vatican&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"New Cardinal Dolan of the U.S. laughs as he arrives to attend a mass celebrated by Pope Benedict XVI in Paul VI hall at the Vatican\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;New Cardinal Timothy Dolan (C) of the U.S. laughs as he arrives to attend a mass celebrated by Pope Benedict XVI in Paul VI hall at the Vatican February 20, 2012. REUTERS\/Alessandro Bianchi (VATICAN &amp;#8211; Tags: RELIGION)&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Cardinal Dolan Laughs&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.thomryng.com\/amateurmonk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/DolanLaughs.jpg?fit=439%2C294&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.thomryng.com\/amateurmonk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/DolanLaughs.jpg?resize=300%2C200\" alt=\"\" title=\"New Cardinal Dolan of the U.S. laughs as he arrives to attend a mass celebrated by Pope Benedict XVI in Paul VI hall at the Vatican\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.thomryng.com\/amateurmonk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/DolanLaughs.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.thomryng.com\/amateurmonk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/DolanLaughs.jpg?w=439&amp;ssl=1 439w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2534\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Cardinal Dolan Laughs<\/p><\/div><br \/>\n<span class=\"wpsdc-drop-cap\">T<\/span>wo men considering a religious vocation were having a conversation. \u201cWhat is similar about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?\u201d the one asked.<\/p>\n<p>The second replied, \u201cWell, they were both founded by Spaniards \u2014 St. Dominic for the Dominicans, and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits. They were also both founded to combat heresy \u2014 the Dominicans to fight the Albigensians, and the Jesuits to fight the Protestants.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat is different about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMet any Albigensians lately?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stpeterslist.com\/4608\/a-dominican-and-a-jesuit-walk-into-a-bar-4-catholic-jokes\/\" target=\"_blank\">Source (and three more jokes)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s remarkably easy to find a photo of Cardinal Dolan laughing &#8211; the man&#8217;s joy just sort of shines through, doesn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two men considering a religious vocation were having a conversation. \u201cWhat is similar about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?\u201d the one asked. The second replied, \u201cWell, they were both founded by Spaniards \u2014 St. Dominic for the Dominicans, and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits. They were also both founded to combat heresy \u2014 the Dominicans to fight the [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[41,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-timothy-cardinal-dolan","category-fun"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1aGBK-ER","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":105705,"url":"https:\/\/www.thomryng.com\/amateurmonk\/saint-dominic-2020\/","url_meta":{"origin":2533,"position":0},"title":"Saint Dominic","author":"Thom","date":"08 August 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"the feast of Saint Dominic de Guzm\u00e1n. 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