Monthly Archives March 2015

Goblins are stinky. Really really stinky. And who poops in a closet? That’s DISGUSTING!

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Wish I didn’t have to scare the bear off like that. I hope Father Bear isn’t angry. I need to go leave some offerings. Maybe burning goblins will keep me safe from the Dark Den of Death.

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We have FIGS… They are so good. I have to keep the Fenkeh away from them. He’s gonna gain all his weight back. That would be FAT-tastic.

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Oh, and rats. F***ing hate Rats.

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And just like that, all the money we earned is going into Karinar Manor.  We were rich and now we’re land… uh… renters? Nynevah is trying to explain this to me but all I hear is “waah waah waaah”.

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Ulric is getting big. Wow. And boy is he smart. Except for the pee part. I need to ask Nyneva to have a kennel built for him...

Date:

06 – 07 Quay’Tera, 1308

Characters (Players) in attendance:

Doreen Underfoot (Mel) – Halfling Fighter / 2
Dumbarton Oaks (Chris) – Pixie-Fairy Mage / 6
Fenkeh Burrowes (FrM) – Halfling Thief / 2
Kailan Morgause (Victoria) – Half-Elf “Art connoisseur” / 6
Nurther Skye (Gayle) – Dwarf Cleric of the Caregiver / 2
Ruati Ryiannasal (Daniel) – Elf Rogue / 2
Tørhalla Ulricsdøttìr (Francine) – Human Barbarian / 2

Voted Most Valuable Player:

(none)

GM Notes:

The group spent quite some time fighting the truly massive spider in the woods.

It was peppered with arrows, Kailan tried a frontal attack in a bid to save Nurther and Doreen, and Tørhalla with a mighty leap jumped upon its back and slammed her sword into it (dramatic but ineffectual) before leaping off onto a nearby tree.

In the proc...

Giant spiders… amirite? You hate ’em. I hate ’em. Everybody hates giant spiders! Hell, I suspect other giant spiders hate giant spiders.

And don’t get me wrong. I have nothing against spiders. Pixie Fairies live in the woods. Full of spiders. Think of all the bugs in the world. Spiders eat bugs. If it wasn’t for spiders, we’d be up to our asses in bugs, pardon my Paelific.

No. Just giant spiders. Spiders shouldn’t be bigger than me. Sure, I’m small. But you could be smaller than me and still be a wicked big spider. Spiders the size of babies, big dogs, little ponies… that’s just creepy!

Oh! What happened next? Well, that’s where the story just starts getting interesting. I’m flying downriver, fast as I can, praying my team is behind me...